AH! ZHE FLUFF! IT'S KILLING ME! Based on [link]
but I didn't include the 'wanna hear a joke part because then it would defeat the purpose! Trust me, that's not as easy as it sounds. (and the idea just had to hit me while I was showering...like most of the time. XD) Anyways, please comment before you fave! Danke!
Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt (c)